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Age 27, Male
Red mountain high school
Arizona
Joined on 7/11/09
Posted by Klik - August 28th, 2011
Hope you enjoy, it was too small to understand on newgrounds resizing rules, so klik here http://i.imgur.com/KJd9d.png
Posted by Klik - June 1st, 2011
Feel free to tell me of any spelling errors or grammar errors you fucking grammar nazis.
Once upon a time, there was a creature who the villagers called CockGoblin. He was part green goblin and part rooster, god that villain was fucking insane. One day CockGoblin had a magical urge building up in his body. This urge was in pelvic area. The urge was telling him, to thrust in a way both back, and forth. So, CockGoblin and his tiny CockGoblin decided to listen to the urge. CockGoblin thrusted himself onto the nearest tree in order to please the urge. After about thrusting every tree in the forest, CockGoblin set his eyes onto the town.
Here is a first hand description from the town's folk who saw the beast.
I was just a little school boy in dunder schnitzel when it attacked. It came out of nowhere and penetrated my own father's buttocks. I saw the monster stare into my eyes with it's long, dark, gaze. To this day I still can not go to sleep without anal protection. After his rampage, the town was in a worse shape than Rosie O'Donnell's nonexistent vagina. My dog was found encased in solid semen. R.I.P. sparky. The last I saw of the monster he was running towards the mountains.
After his work was down and his his exp. points used, CockGoblin decided it was time to settle down and start a family. To this he would would have find the thing that's legendary among legends, who themselves are legendary. CockGoblin would have to find nature's Rubik cube, the great Clit. Those who have seen the great clit have said it was the most magical thing in the world, and to get to it they would have to go through a great maze known as the vag. CockGoblin started his training, learning pick up lines that even Boomaur would be proud to use. CockGoblin knew the journey would be long, and awful. He knew he must see the worst movies to get the clit. He knew he must have to listen to the most pointless bullshit about what Cheyenne said even though she is in a relationship. But he was in it for the clit.
More to cum.
This is the only known picture of the goblin, if you see him terrorizing please feel free to call me at 912. Thank You.