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Josh @Klik

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My epic battle with domo

Posted by Klik - November 19th, 2011


Domo: Want to have a friendly bet?
Wayward Vagabond: hmm
Domo: I can't talk to you about anything mlp related and you can't talk to be me about anything
Domo: First person to give in loses
Wayward Vagabond: wait
Wayward Vagabond: anything?
Domo: yep
Domo: I can message you though
Wayward Vagabond: let's do this
Domo: And you can't message back
Domo: But I can't send anything mlp related
Domo: Shake?
Wayward Vagabond shakes
Domo shakes
Domo: Alrighty the best of luck to you
Domo: You are no longer allowed to message me
Domo: And I nothing pony related
Domo: Hmm
Domo: What to talk about
Domo: What did I talk about before ponies?
Domo: Oh thats right NG
Domo: Hey Jos-Oh wait
Domo: What did I talk about before Ng?
Domo: Oh yeah drugs
Wayward Vagabond sits there patiently
Domo: How are your drugs doing?
Domo: You found a loop hole?
Domo: Very smart
Domo: But
Domo: I got nothing
Domo: What did I used to talk about?
Domo: Hmm
Wayward Vagabond smiles at a picture of a pony
Domo: You cunt
Domo: YOUR TRYING TO MAKE ME CRACK
Domo: BUT IT WONT WORK
Wayward Vagabond feels like he can go all day with this
Domo: AS CAN I
Domo: YOU WILL FAIL
Domo: AND I SHALL BE AWESOME
Domo: JUST LIKE RAI-No no no
Domo: Keep it together
Domo: I can play that cat game
Wayward Vagabond likes this video
Domo: Fuck
Wayward Vagabond: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeOYJO-
jFGs&list=FLJI6hMxUySlsQqNJl4qxdaQ&ind ex=8&feature=plpp_video

Domo: I was about to play a cat game
Domo starts sweating
Domo: I will win
Wayward Vagabond wonders if domo will want this limited edition flutterhsy action figure with kung-fu grip and her very own gala dress
Wayward Vagabond just throws it in the fire
Domo: Gala, Action Figure, KUNG-FU GRIP?
Domo: YOU MONSTER
Wayward Vagabond: gala
Wayward Vagabond: pony related
Domo: AHAHA
Wayward Vagabond: I win
Domo: I WIN
Domo: FUCK
Domo: FUCK
Domo: FUCK
Domo: FUCK
Domo: FUCK
Domo is now Offline.
Domo is now Online.
Wayward Vagabond: WHERE'S MY FUCKING CRATE
Domo: I apologize for my outburst
Domo: And there were no bets involved
Domo: lol
Domo: "Friendly bet"
Wayward Vagabond: I still want a crate
Domo: No
Wayward Vagabond: okay.jpeg
Domo: How about we make it intresting
Domo: Same bet
Domo: BUT
Domo: Loser has to watch/read mlp/homestuck
Wayward Vagabond: LET'S DO IT
Domo attempts to shake. Will you respond (Y) (N)
Wayward Vagabond Y
Wayward Vagabond shakes
Domo: Lets do tihs
Domo: Goodbye world
Domo: *kills himself*
Domo: jkjk
Wayward Vagabond chuckles
Domo: What makes this funny is your always referring to yourself in the third person like a fucking maniac
Domo compliments his legs
Wayward Vagabond stabs domo's leg
Domo: Hes always been jealous of my legs
Domo: Because yours are ppruney
Domo: PRUNEY LEGS
Wayward Vagabond wonders if domo's psychological torture is working
Wayward Vagabond smells his armpit
Wayward Vagabond thinks no
Domo: You can make fun all you want
Domo: But I get to enjoy white text
Domo: How you feeling blue text?
Domo: *Klik launches notepad*
Domo: *green text*
Domo: You know its funny
Domo: When I have a mental break down and they're going to need to call animal experts to bring me in and put me down your the one to blame
Wayward Vagabond calls domo a cunt in sign language
Domo doesn't know sign language
Wayward Vagabond hires domo a sign language teacher
Domo: Hey thanks pal I always wanted to learn sign language
Wayward Vagabond appreciates such kind words in the middle of a mental war
Domo: I don't see how this is a mental war
Domo: Nothing is bothering you mentally
Domo: I'm going to be the one whos going to grow up to be a sniper because of this moment
Wayward Vagabond admits he was the one who killed fluffy
Domo: W-Wh-WHAT
Domo: THEY SAID FLUFFY HAD BLOCKAGE
Domo: DID YOU PUT A CORK IN HIS ASS?
Wayward Vagabond pulls out a bag full of corks
Domo: ...no...No.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Domo: FLUFFY
Domo: YOU WERE SO ADORABLE
Domo: NOW I'M STUCK WITH BOB
Domo: BOB THE FUCKING BENGAL
Wayward Vagabond thinks you should get a new cat
Domo: I did
Domo: Bob the fucking bengal
Wayward Vagabond also killed that one
Domo: You what?
Domo: You lie
Wayward Vagabond thinks you should get a new new cat
Domo: YOU ASSSSS
Domo: Whos Eridan?
Wayward Vagabond believes it's valjylmyr
Domo: He was in my friends list already though
Domo: idk who cares
Domo: Hes in the ASS
Wayward Vagabond thinks you should add him
Wayward Vagabond starts throwing eggs at domo
Domo: http://steamcommunity.com/id/domoisnig /screenshot/595828491678355434
Wayward Vagabond had to get the entire puterecan government to stop him
Wayward Vagabond eventually killed him
Domo: YOUR LIEING
Wayward Vagabond wants domo to name his new cat rainbow dash
Domo: You realize once this bet is over
Domo: I'm going to destroy you
Wayward Vagabond winessed domo kill 2-3 of his own cats within 24 hours
Domo: I ressuerected Fluffy
Wayward Vagabond didn't kill the cats
Wayward Vagabond believes domo did
Domo: NO
Domo: THATS NOT TRUE
Wayward Vagabond writes "IT IS"
Domo: btw
Wayward Vagabond wants domo to join him take over the galaxy as father and son
Domo: I work for valve now
Domo: And I'm disabling the /me tags working in steam chat
Wayward Vagabond works with lauren frost now
Domo: Don't even fucking think about it
Domo: I will ruin you
Domo: I will fucking murder you
Wayward Vagabond and lauren are working on having every pony fn mention something pony related at least every 2 minutes
Domo: hfr
Domo: fh
Domo: ggjg
Domo: You
Domo: Are
Domo: A douche
Wayward Vagabond puts on his troll face
Wayward Vagabond wonders why domo deleted his last 2 screenshots
Wayward Vagabond bleieves domo is trying to cover up a murder
Domo: Hey hey keep it down
Domo: Don't want the police over hearing us
Wayward Vagabond tells CNN
Domo hides under bed
Wayward Vagabond points the cops to under the bed
Wayward Vagabond and the cops send the SWAT ponies
Domo: Now I wouldn't mind being arest- Keep it together Matt
Wayward Vagabond tells the karma police to book him
Domo: Eridan: klik says to tell you that you're a swell guy
Domo: I am quite swell
Eridan: he didn't say that
Eridan: he told me to tell you you're a cunt
Domo: I like to believe he did
Domo: And didn't say that
Wayward Vagabond curses to budha
Wayward Vagabond steals fluffy's radio
Domo: THATS FLUFFY'S FAVORITE RADIO
Wayward Vagabond listens to winter wrap up
Wayward Vagabond sings along
Domo: That is a goo- no no no
Wayward Vagabond wants domo to sing along with him
Domo: Call off the bet
Domo: CALL IT OFF MAN PLEASE
Wayward Vagabond shakes his head no with his trollface
Domo reaches for his glock
Wayward Vagabond still has a trollface
Domo places finger on trigger
Wayward Vagabond u
Wayward Vagabond mad
Wayward Vagabond bro
Domo: .....
Domo: This is the reason I wake up screaming in the middle of the night
Wayward Vagabond knows when domo sleeps
Wayward Vagabond knows when domo wakes
Wayward Vagabond knows if your bad or good
Wayward Vagabond believes then you should saw fluttershy to get this over with for goodness sakes
Wayward Vagabond meant say
Domo: NO
Domo: AN EARLY NEVER GIVES UP
Domo: I CAN KEEP GOING
Wayward Vagabond gets out a history book
Domo: AND FOR HEAVENS TO LORD I SHALL NOT READ HOMESTUCK
Wayward Vagabond has changed their name to History book.
History book states that in the civil war mattock Early, a confederate general, led his battalion to get ice cream thus letting the yankees into southern territory
History book also states mattock killed himself 3 hours later because the ice cream parlor ran out of vanilla
Domo: IT WASN'T VANILLA
Domo: IT WAS STRAWBERRY
Domo: WHY CAN NOONE GET THAT RIGHT
History book has changed their name to Wayward Vagabond.
Wayward Vagabond believes it was because strawbeery sucks
Wayward Vagabond also believes homestuck is superior to MLP
Domo believes Klik should kill himself
Wayward Vagabond thinks to him self while in his study, and I quote, "no u"
Domo: NO U
Wayward Vagabond puts on his trollface
Wayward Vagabond u r mad
Wayward Vagabond thinks u r mad
Domo: no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO
Wayward Vagabond wonders if domo is mad
Domo: Y U SO DUM
Domo: U SO DUM DUM DUM
Wayward Vagabond wonders how long Mind wars 2 will last
Domo: Forever
Domo: You'll get tire of putting /me befoe everything eventully
Wayward Vagabond wants domo to come over here to show him something
Domo slowly paces over
Wayward Vagabond: http://bit.ly/rpou3v
Domo: You realize the more you torment me the stronger I get
Wayward Vagabond can't believes we're finally here.
Wayward Vagabond wonders that With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this...
Domo: NO
Domo: PLEASE
Domo: PLEASE NO
Domo: YOU
Domo: YOU MINDLESS FUCK
Wayward Vagabond thinks this is The Best Night Ever!
Wayward Vagabond AT THE FUCKING GALA
Wayward Vagabond wants fluttershy
Domo: You realize
Domo: You just sealed your fate
Wayward Vagabond to take it
Wayward Vagabond has changed their name to Flutterhsy.
Flutterhsy wants matt to pet her
Domo: Now thats low
Domo: Your trying to make me drown in the tub
Flutterhsy just wants matt to pet her
Flutterhsy wants nothing more
Domo: But I-I-I OHHHH
Flutterhsy just wants a little loving
Domo is now Offline.
Flutterhsy has changed their name to Wayward Vagabond.
Domo is now Online.
Domo is now Offline.
Domo has changed their name to Squeezylemon.
Squeezylemon is now Online.
Wayward Vagabond: /bids hello to squeezylemon
Wayward Vagabond: shit
Squeezylemon (2): Fuck
Squeezylemon (2): I was hoping it would work
Squeezylemon has changed their name to Domo.
Wayward Vagabond beilives nothing happened back there
Domo: Fuck
Domo: Lets just end this
Domo: Enjoy watching next weeks episode
Domo: I'm sorry it had to be this way
Wayward Vagabond: can you at least read act 1 of homestuck?
Domo: Nope
Wayward Vagabond: of all the shit I went through
Domo: Do you really give up?
Wayward Vagabond stands on top of a mountain with a torn up american flag behind him yelling out "Never!"
Domo: "torn up american flag"
Domo: Jeez
Domo: What are you russian?
Wayward Vagabond points out that the flag represents that even though old glory is torn up she keeps on waving
Domo tears up from the emotinal story
Wayward Vagabond gasps
Domo then tears up some more from the lack of you know what in this conversation
Wayward Vagabond believes he gives up
Domo: No
Wayward Vagabond has no idea what is going on
Domo: NO
Domo: NOOOOO
Wayward Vagabond has changed their name to Domo wins everyone.
Domo: This will also continue on until tomorrow
Domo: Until one of us snaps
Domo: Which will most likey be you
Domo: I mean you have to type an extra 4 charecters each message
Domo: Oh no
Domo: You posted something
Domo: That doesn't sound good
Domo wins everyone: you here that domo
Domo wins everyone: you won
Domo wins everyone: Now I have to watch an episode of MLP
Domo: What?
Domo: WHAT?
Domo: I never beat you before in my life
Domo: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Domo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotatio n_id=annotation_193348&src_vid=cd7NTiB 08J8&v=NbUnIYIO6ss&feature=iv
Domo: ITS A GOOD ONE
Domo wins everyone: but let me tell you something mister
Domo wins everyone: was it worth it?
Domo: ...
Domo wins everyone walks away like a boss


Comments

Interior crocodile aligator
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

Tell domo I said Hi.
*fluttershy voice* Unless you don't want to.

Wayward Vagabond is a Homestuck fan. :l

Seriously, that's one of the main characters.

I am wayward vagabond AKA THE ONE AND ONLY MAYOR OF CAN TOWN

Your gay.

no u

What the fuck is Homestuck?

An epic adventure of space and time.